Thursday, September 15, 2011

Short Shots - 9/15/2011

- Most controversial movie idea ever, remake The Crush and keep everything the same but replace the 14yr old girl with a 14yr old boy.

- The ACC really needs to change the names of their divisions. I'm a fan of Georgia Tech, but I still couldn't tell you which ACC teams are in which divisions. If Texas really comes over to the ACC, I guess they'll have to change one of the names to the Longhorn Division.

- I'm sick of hearing people say that Peyton Manning is worse off with his injury because during the lockout he couldn't meet with the Colts trainers. I'm sure that Manning was visiting the best doctors in the world and what the hell do the Colts trainers know about neck surgery?

- Is Jason Bateman's character in Couples Retreat the most obnoxiously awful character in the history of cinema? Annie Wilkes in Misery has more redeeming qualities.

- Listen Scarlett Johansson, I got your back.

- I've been spamming Dana White's twitter with my idea for a sure fire lock for a Fight of the Night fight matchup. Unfortunately, it seems he doesn't respond to tweets unless the tweeter calls him a cockhair or something. I know somebody in Dana's ear will read this and help me out.

Now, go watch my damn video:

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