A movie called "MVP2: Most Vertical Primate" is the reason. Here's a short plot summary:
"MVP 2 opens with the lovable Jack being ousted from his hockey team, the Seattle Simians, and having to hit the road after being falsely accused of league misconduct. Jack ends up in the city, where he's befriended by Ben, a homeless skateboarder, and Ollie, a skate shop owner. Jack proves to be as adept at mastering the half-pipe as he does at delivering a slap shot, and before long, he and Ben are crashing amateur skateboarder competitions all over the country."
That's right, a fucking monkey gets kicked off a hockey team and decides to be a skateboarder. Now I don't expect anybody to follow this blog, but I would hope to whatever supreme being is out there, that more people read this than watch that dumb shit.
On a happier note, Wesley Snipes doles out some words to live by:
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